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Jack Black Elopes with Tanya Haden

Portly Jack Black has married Tanya Haden, PEOPLE reports.

Jack Black Tanya HadenActor-musician Jack Black has eloped with girlfriend Tanya Haden, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.

Black and Haden, who met at Crossroads, a private high school in Santa Monica, only recently started dating.

“They love each other very much. We’re thrilled,” the bride’s father, jazz bassist Charlie Haden, tells PEOPLE.

Black, 36, is coming off the big-screen success of King Kong. His credits also include High Fidelity and School of Rock, and he’s one half of the comedy-rock duo Tenacious D, with partner Kyle Gass. The pair is due to release a film later this year, Tenacious D in: The Pick of Destiny.

Tanya Haden, a 34-year-old musician, is a triplet. Her sisters, Rachel and Petra, are musicians as well, having formed the band That Dog in the 1990s, and Petra recently released an a cappella cover album of The Who Sell Out.

I’ve never herd of Haden but she’s reasonably hot. Black, of whom I have of course heard, is not equivalently hunky.

It’s high time that rich, famous men started dating and even marrying women that would not even spit on them if they worked an office job.

Oh, it happens all the time?

Never mind.

Update: Miu von Furstenberg posts some disturbing photos of Black and observes, “That hunk of burning love is off the market for good ladies.”

 
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