Mariah Carey: Feel My Thighs! Feel My Butt!

James Joyner @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, March 7, 2006

New York Post Page 6 columnist Richard Johnson got up close and personal with MARIAH’S OSCAR-WORTHY THIGHS.

“Everyone said I was fat, so I did something about it,” slap-happy songbird Mariah Carey blurted to Page Six, seemingly out of nowhere.

“Here! Feel my thighs! Feel my butt!”

After several requests, Page Six agreed to fondle her newly firmed physique, and can confirm the absence of unsightly “jelly.”

“See?” Carey said, proudly. “I’ll never be a stick woman, but now I’m fierce!”

Ah, what a gossip columnist has to endure in the line of duty.

Hollywood Tuna notes he has “never called Mariah Carey fat” and offers the following photos in evidence.