Nick Lachey Downsizes to Kristin Chenoweth

National Ledger‘s Lynda Johnson reports that Nick Lachey, famous for somehow getting Jessica Simpson to marry (and presumably have sex with) him, is now dating a midget.

Nick Lachey has gotten in another dig at ex wife Jessica Simpson. He’s traded in Kristin Cavallari for a more mature, but just as beautiful Kristin Chenoweth. The pint sized hottie from the ‘West Wing’ and ‘Bewitched’ has reportedly captured Nick’s attention. The 1999 Tony Award winner and Nick are reportedly seeing each other reports the National Enquirer.

Fresh off her FHM photo spread the blonde star looks fabulous for 37 and is five years older than Nick, and 18 years older than Kristin Cavallari. But the 4’11″ babe always references her religious upbringing (even in FHM) so she’s basically Jessica at 37.