Pamela Anderson at Elton John Foundation

Pamela Anderson showed up at the Elton John Foundation event wearing a dress that showed off her most precious asset: her gigantic, surgically enhanced boobs. Considering how often said mammaries have been exposed to the light of day, including several hundred Playboy covers, what’s a few more Pam Anderson boob pictures?

Still, the nature of this enterprise calls for a certain work ethic. One must approach the journalistic endeavor as if the reader had never seen Anderson’s tits. Who knows, perhaps they just got a computer. Or eye surgery.

So, without further ado, here they are: