Hey, you’ld be smiling too if you got invited to Hef’s birthday party. I mean, just think of the party favors.

Hey McKinney! Chill out girl. Some times that whole ‘Black and inappropriate touching’ gig can be a cool scene.

1) I wanna see your grill…ya, ya, ya grill.

2) Hef seemed a bit nervous when his party suddenly turned into a sausage fest.

“You’ll Wonder Where The Yellow Went When You Brush Your Teeth With Pepsodent.”

Something Old
Something New
Something Horny
Something Blue