GO SWEDEN!

It’s clear that soccer is the worst sport of all time. It’s also understandable why I hate soccer. But now that there is no turning back, and the World Cup is talking over the world this month, I’m going to make a bold decision. I back Sweden!

The truth is, though I may hate soccer deeply, I also really like ditzy hot blonde chicks making out with each other. And that seems to be the fan base for the Swedish team. Check them out! Geez, if they get this excited for one of the early games, just IMAGINE the orgy they’d throw down if they actually made it to the final!

Every straight soccer-hating man should back Sweden. Go Sweden!