Jessica Alba Loves Whipped Cream

After all the recent hubbub about the kinky sex lives of X-Men actresses Halle Berry, Rebecca Romijn, and Anna Paquin (actually, there’s nothing kinky about Paquin’s sex life that I’m aware of, but that doesn’t mean we’re not talking about it) it turns out Fantastic 4 star Jessica Alba has a whipped cream fetish.

In the midst of a wide-ranging interview, wherein she notes that she plans to see “X-Men 3,” reveals that “Fantastic Four 2″ starts shooting in August, and that her “character, Susan Storm, has another love triangle and may use a power people haven’t seen before,” we get this stunning revelation:

I like whipped cream a lot. I’ll put whipped cream on anything.

Now, granted, this is in response to the question, “You always look awesome. How do you keep those Alba abs?” It could simply be construed as a dietary tip and nothing kinky. But, work with me here people, it could be much more provocative than that.

Also, we learn that,

Bikinis are more flattering on my body. I wore jean shorts to the beach when I was a teenager. I was an insecure teenager and a born-again Christian hanging out with a group of kids that made me feel bad about showing my body. But I learned I shouldn’t be ashamed of what God gave me.

So, she’s an exhibitionist with a whipped cream fetish. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.

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Jessica Alba Loves Whipped Cream

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