Matthew McConaughey And Penelope Cruz Are Over

@ Gone Hollywood | Friday, June 2, 2006

McConaughey and Cruz have decided to end their relationship, Cruz spokesman Robert Garlock and McConaughey representative Alan Nierob said today.

That’s such a shame, you know, I really thought it was going to work. Yeah, cause when you’re a spanish chick who can barely speak english who used to date Tom Cruise, you figure a good old southern boy like McConaughey was just what you need, right? No. Is this chick even for real? I bet she’s just male movie star arm candy. You know? Like, we need our good o’l boy to be seen with this pretty girl, she won’t talk back, she cleans real good, and if you need her to show her boobs in your movie, she’ll do that too.

Okay, that’s mean. Here are some vintage Cruz pics:

Matthew McConaughey And Penelope Cruz Are Over

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