Nicky Hilton’s Non-Hilton Hotel

Nicky Hilton (Paris’s much more quite sister) has apparently signed a deal with a Miami Beach developer to rename two hotels, the Breakwater and the Edison, to the Nicky O. They expect to sell the property as Condo-hotel units.

The funny thing is, Hilton Hotels has absoluting nothing to do with the deal! Wait, wasn’t Paris Hilton named after the luxurious hotel in Paris, France? Why isn’t there a Nicky Hilton Hotel someplace? This could be Nicky’s bratty little way of saying, “Nana, Nana, Nana, I’ve got my own Hotel!! ppfpfpfpfpfphhh!” At least she’s trying.