Plot Outline: Santa (Allen), aka Scott Calvin, is faced with double-duty: how to keep his new family happy, and how to stop Jack Frost from taking over Christmas.
Jack Frost: You’re not Santa anymore. You’re just a guy who smells like a cookie.
Holiday magic mixes with comical chaos at the North Pole in ‘The Santa Clause 3.’ Tim Allen reprises his role of Scott Calvin – AKA Santa – as he juggles a full house of family and the mischievous Jack Frost (MARTIN SHORT), who is trying to take over the “big guy’s” holiday. At the risk of giving away the secret location of the North Pole, Scott invites his in-laws (Ann-Maragret & Alan Arkin) to share in the holiday festivities, and upcoming birth of baby Claus with expectant wife, Carol, - AKA Mrs. Claus - (Elizabeth Mitchell). Along for the adventure are Scott’s extended family, son Charlie (Eric Lloyd), ex-wife Laura Miller (Wendy Crewson), her husband, Neil Miller (Judge Reinghold) and their daughter, Lucy (Liliana Mumy) who together with head elf Curtis (Spencer Breslin), foil Jack Frost’s crafty scheme to control the North Pole. source
Britney Spears has a goal, getting her “old self” back. I truly hope she can accomplish this, but fear with Kevin Federline still in her life… it will be a challenge. He sucks her dry.
Hair-Do Hair Extensions, the new line of clip-in hair inspired by Jessica Simpson and brought to the market by her hair guru and BFF, Ken Paves, celebrated it’s debut at the opening of Ken’s new hair salon in Beverly Hills last night. This is a monumental event and a shame you had to miss it. [heh]
Ken Paves’ next project will be the Home Shopping Network launch on October 2nd…real classy. Might as well peddle the wiglets on QVC. They can go on right after Marie Osmonds’ porcelain dolls.
We love it when life imitates art… photo on the left of Tom Cruise out with Katie Holmes without his lifts from the Daily Mail yesterday, image on the right from Gallery of the Absurd last year!…
Esquire Magazine has named Scarlett Johansson the “Sexiest Woman Alive.” Her talent and alluring “hourglass figure” have rocketed her to fame, fortune, and tons of movie roles. This doesn’t surprise me. She actually has meat on her bones. The celebrities that have the idea that “bag of bones” is sexy, are delusional.
Nick and Aaron Carter get in a tussle over loud music and Paris Hilton in this clip from the new E! reality series House of Carters. Premieres Monday October 2. Should be yet another waste of TV airtime.
Not only has Avril Lavigne sunk to an all time low, spitting on people… but she’s got a foul mouth to go along with it. You can watch the video of her spitting HERE.
In an effort to curb the bad press of the event, she’s offered the following apology on her official website, BUT has yet to apologize to the two photographers she spit on.
09.29.06 Message From Avril
In response to reports of Avril’s recent run in with paparazzi, she would like to say the following: “I’d like to sincerely apologize for my behavior with the Paparazzi. It’s trying at best dealing with their insistent intrusions. I meant no offense to my fans, whose relationship I truly value. I have and will always go out of my way for my fans. My behavior was a reaction to the persistent attack from the paparazzi.” source: Avril Lavigne’s Official Website
Michelle Malkin shot a “Vent” video featuring her crushing a Miller High Life can with her open-toed high heeled shoes. She was protesting Miller’s sponsorship of a pro-immigration rally but all her readers can focus on is her shoes and toes.
Here are some choice comments:
Money Shot: High Heels vs. Miller Light - GPE
Great shoes MM! - labwrs
I’ll take the heels over lite. - Wade
btw, I love those shoes, Michelle. - pullingmyhairout
Crushing a beer can in heels? That is a cool trick. - austinnelly on September 7, 2006 at 10:17 AM
and oh yeah, great vent MM, but upon seeing the high-heels vs. beer can, I now have that JohnCougarMellonhead song going round and round in my brain .. hurts so-oo good, c’mon baby make it hurt so good .. ;-) - Fogpig
How many takes til you got the can crush? I noticed the left foot on the can in the wide shot and the right one in the closeup. Let’s see the out-takes! - jdpaz
You’re too sharp, jdpaz. I was hoping no one would notice the foot switch ;) - Bryan
And some paint on those nails would look nice too! - Dread Pirate Roberts VI
Just when I thought I was over my foot fetish. - withoutfeathers
I loved the heels, gotta get a pair of those myself! - Catie96706
Pumps 1, Can 0 - GenFX
I was logging in to say: “Hey, those are really nice shoes, Michelle!”, but was then disappointed to see that so many others have already made that comment. Nevertheless, I mean it from the bottom of my heart. Great shoes … and feet! - MoonbatMedia
Why can’t I get the sight of those shoes out of my head? Or those toes! BTW, some glossy, dark red polish on the toenails would be peachy! What’s that? No time? I volunteer with no charge! - rightside
Raise your hands if you can hear (or would LIKE to) the sound of Michele in the background saying, “Are you ready, boots? Start Walkin’!” - 52Ranger on September 7, 2006 at 2:06 PM
Jeez. . .Michelle’s high heels, Bethany’s wink. My Thursday afternoon’s pretty much shot. What’s next? The InstaWife modeling a t-shirt for some obscure rock band. . .like Ken Layne and the Corvids? Aaahhhhh! Help!! - Gottafang
red polish on the toenails would be peachy! What’s that? No time? - rightside
Once the kids come, toenails are the first thing to go! EVERYTHING ELSE comes second! - Dread Pirate Roberts VI
I was going to say foot fetishism might be worth taking up. - mikeyboss
I’d add my two cents’ worth to the “Admirers of Michelle’s er, shoes” fan club, but I’d just be piling on at this point. - Spurius Ligustinus
Don’t paint those toenails, Michelle. You look really classy in natural. - MoonbatMedia
Great vent as always! And, yes, love those shoes! - K.
Great shoes. - Claire
If the blogging thing doesn’t work out, Malkin could apparently make a decent living selling foot fetish crush videos to her fans.
Phillip Swann, president of TVPredictions.com, has named his top ten best and worst looking celebrities on Hi-Def. He notes that, “The High-Definition TV picture is so clear that aging signs and skin imperfections are dramatically visible.”
So, who’s the worst?
1. Rosie O’Donnell: The loud-mouthed comedienne recently joined the cast of ABC’s The View, but lemme tell ya, no one enjoys the view of Rosie in high-def. Most people use a wash cloth to clean their face; but Rosie looks like she uses a Brillo pad. Her face is extremely coarse and rough-looking in high-def, particularly when she sits next to the youthful and vibrant countenance of Elisabeth Hasselbeck.
2. Howard Stern: In high-def, Howard looks a little like Cher — that is, if you saw Cher two minutes after she first woke up in the morning. The shock jock reportedly underwent plastic surgery to try to improve his oft self-maligned appearance, but he might want to consider filing a malpractice suit. This is the worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London.
3. Teri Hatcher: The Desperate Housewives star was number one on last year’s ‘HD Horribles’ list, but she’s not any less desperate this year in high-def. Hatcher is now 41, but her age is not the problem. She’s so thin that she could pass as a mother of four in Darfur. Because her body weight is so low, her skin is too tight on her frame. When she makes a facial gesture, the veins on her forehead pop out like they’re auditioning to play the Monster in the next Alien movie.
4. Britney Spears: Mrs. Federline is just 24, but she looks 34 in HDTV. Her skin is puffy and covered with small blemishes. In high-def, she looks like a different person. And considering the disappointing sales of her last two albums, her record company might think she’s become a different person.
5. Barbara Walters: Bravo to the bravest woman in America. As executive producer of The View, Babs this year gave the green light to broadcasting the show in high-def. But in HD, her face has more lines than a Manhattan sidewalk.
6. Burt Reynolds: After numerous ‘apparent’ plastic surgeries, Burt’s face looks like it’s been Scotch taped back in place. His skin texture seems different in every area, as if the Nip ‘n Tuck boys couldn’t keep track of what they did last. And those toupees don’t help, either. You get the feeling that it takes the Boogie Nights star half the day just to get his head together, and we don’t mean psychologically.
7. Meredith Vieira: After first seeing herself in high-def, The Today Show co-host probably wishes she could turn the clock back to yesterday. Despite NBC giving her a soft focus in studio shots, Vieira’s heavily-lined face is strikingly visible when the cameras swing outdoors.
8. Madonna: Madonna reportedly has had some cosmetic surgery on her face. But it certainly didn’t make her a cut above the rest. The pop star’s cheeks look more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine. It’s very unnatural looking. In fact, she’s starting to look like Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard. Except, please, no close-ups, Mr. DeMille.
9. Mick Jagger: In high-def, his face looks like a rolling stone. No, on second thought, it looks like it’s been hit by a rolling stone.
10. Ray Liotta: Another returnee from our 2005 list. The pockmarked actor is now playing a thief in the new CBS drama, Smith. Let’s hope Ray steals a case of Clearasil by episode four.
Very sad, especially for Reynolds, who was considered one of the sexiest men in the world not so long ago. Well, I guess 1977 was a pretty long time ago. And Jagger noted several decades ago what a drag it is getting old.
So, who looks good in HD?
1. Scarlett Johansson: The ‘H’ in HDTV stands for Heaven when you gaze upon the sultry Scarlett. The 21-year-old actress has the most luscious lips on the planet. And how about the rest of her? She’s so beautiful in high-def that she almost persuaded fashion designer Isaac Mizrahi to change more than his clothes at the 2006 Golden Globes.
2. Beyonce Knowles: The Pink Panther star is the cat’s meow in high-def. . Beautiful skin; beautiful teeth; beautiful hair. And, yes, a beautiful body. Of course, it helps that Beyonce is 24 years old, but youth alone won’t save you from the high-def lens. Just ask Britney Spears.
3. Evangeline Lily: In high-def, the luscious Lost star makes being marooned look like a vacation. No wonder Sawyer and Jack seem to have such little interest in getting off the island.
4. Josh Holloway: I’m a guy, but watching the high-def Lost, I can see how Holloway can use his manly wiles to woo everyone from Kate (Evangeline Lily) to Ana Lucia (Michelle Rodriguez) on the show. He looks like Don Johnson from the Miami Vice days.
5. Eva Longoria: Last year’s number one ‘HD Honey,’ Eva is still a sight to behold. And that’s not the only thing I would like to ‘be holding.’
6. Charlize Theron: Another repeater from our 2005 ‘HD Honey’ list. Charlize is perfect. Perfect skin. Perfect hair. Perfect teeth. Perfect body. Oh, what a perfect body.
7. Christina Aguilera: The singer has nice skin and beautiful white teeth. But it’s her sparkling blue eyes that really shine in high-def. Very pretty. If Madonna ever has to reprise her MTV kiss, she would be wise to skip Britney and go straight for Christina.
8. Elisabeth Hasselbeck: The junior partner on The View, Hasselbeck is cuter than a hundred kittens. And she looks sensational in high-def.
9. Ben Affleck: This guy must have signed a pact with the Devil. He has everything! Jennifer Garner; a successful film career (despite a series of box office flops); and looks to kill for. In high-def, he looks younger (and cockier) than his years.
10. Martha Stewart: Yes, Martha Stewart. She might be 65, but she doesn’t look it in HDTV. Prison life must have agreed with her.
Surely, there’s someone out there who looks better than Martha Friggin’ Stewart? I mean, yes, she’s a very nice looking woman for someone old enough to be Allie’s mother. But, c’mon!
Personally, I like Pink. I think she’s not only a good singer, but her songs have lyrics that are worth listening to… she has some powerful messages. I admire her reckless way of living her life, without getting involved with the Hollywood drama…like Paris and Lindsay do.
Hard Rock Cafe heir Harry Morton has left ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan’s publicists red faced after admitting he and the party girl have split just days after they denied break-up reports were true. I’m sure right now they are thinkin’… “We are NOT getting paid enough for this”.
Morton and Lohan were said to have split after a fight at a club in Los Angeles last week and, despite publicists’ desperate efforts to kill the story over the weekend, Morton has now confirmed he’s no longer dating the actress/singer.
Speaking exclusively to US news show Extra, Morton has revealed, “We’re just sort of taking a little breather right now and slowing things down.” The restaurateur admits the pressure he felt following speculation he’d bought the Mean Girls star an engagement ring helped him make his decision. He adds, “A lot of people started saying we’re engaged and it put a lot of pressure on things. We need a little space… I’m a very private person. I’m sure she (Lohan) has dealt with it (publicity) for years but it puts a lot of pressure on me.
Anna Nicole Smith married her shady lawyer, Howard K. Stern in the Bahamas this morning. First, let me make this very clear. I have had it, up to my eyeballs, with all this “Anna Nicole Smith” drama. I’m very sad for her loss, but I see this being drug out into this year-long ordeal.
Anna Nicole Smith married her long-time attorney and close confidante, Howard K. Stern, this morning at 10:30 am in Nassau, Bahamas. The wedding occurred only 18 days after the death of Anna’s son Daniel, 20, from an accidental drug overdose in her Nassau hospital room on September 10.
In a world-exclusive report, an eyewitness tells Star that Anna, 38, and Howard, 37, tied the knot at 10:30 am on the morning of September 28, on a 50-foot catamaran anchored off Blackbeard’s Cay in Nassau! “There was heavy security around the yacht, plus extra speedboats to deliver more supplies as needed (including unlimited Dom Perignon champagne) from the island to the catamaran,” says the eyewitness, who adds that the wedding party celebrated the union afterwards by having a swim party around the yacht - “and Anna was wearing a pink bikini!”
Now here’s the real shady part. Rumor has it… that in response to these reports, one legal expert explains to us that the move may be part of a cover-up as to the true paternity of Smith’s new baby girl. Now that’s sneaky!
“I am positive that the reason they got married is because under the family
law in the Bahamas, if a person marries the mother AFTER birth of the child AND acknowledges he is the natural father (which Howard Stern did on the Larry
King show) — he is presumed under their laws to be the father of the child.
