Britney Spears Continues Single-Handed Effort to Undermine Institution of Marriage

Let the weeping of a nation commence: the K-Fed and Britney marriage is no more:

Britney Spears filed for divorced Tuesday from Kevin Federline, officials said. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites “irreconcible differences,” said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

Spears, 24, married rapper Kevin Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The couple have not confirmed the infant’s name, which is reportedly Jayden James.

Of course, part of me just suspects it’s a ploy to get more PR for K-Fed’s new album, in case Mr. Spears’ repeated appearances on WWE programming with fellow mediocre white rapper/box office flopper John Cena aren’t doing the trick of attracting the Vanilla Ice demographic.

Funny that Ms. Spears didn’t mention this on her visit by Dave’s couch last night.

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