Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

The rumors of a sex tape featuring someone named Kim Kardashian and someone else named Ray-J are false. Or, at least Kadashian is denying them to Ani Esmailian at Hollyscoop saying, â€œthere is no tape! It is false.â€

Of course, the type of woman who would make a porno movie with Ray-J would probably lie to a celebrity blog about said sex tape. Then again, if Kim Kardashian actually did not make a sex tape with Ray-J, she would probably deny it in that case, too. So, really, we have no way of knowing that there isn’t a Kim Kardashian Ray-J sex tape. On the other hand, were there a Kim Kardashian Ray-J sex tape and it got discovered and the video posted on the Internet, then we could confirm it.

Basically, there’s no way to falsify the proposition of a Karashian-Ray-J video but it is provable.

Here’s a photo of Kardashian and Ray-J, along with what appears to be Paris Hilton and Ru Paul. Or perhaps Serena Williams; I get them confused.