Paris Hilton Claims She’s been Celibate for Months
Sleazy heiress Paris Hilton claims she hasn’t had sex for months.
Paris according to MSNBC, who reportedly has been dumped by her pantyless best friend, Britney Spears had declared a while back that she was going to go boyfriendless, and insists she’s made good on that claim. When asked by a reporter how long it’s been since she’s had sex, Hilton said, “About six or seven months, I think. I don’t care,†reports the London Mirror. “I would rather just make out and kiss someone instead of sex.â€
Hilton insists that she’s actually quite modest in that area. “I’ve only been in, like, two relationships and I just thought I’d like to be single,†Hilton declared. “Sex is sacred. People shouldn’t have sex unless they’re in an exclusive relationship anyway. I’d rather not do anything. Guys want you more when you don’t do it! Young girls should know that.â€
Like Wiregirl, I’m more than a little skeptical about her professions of considering sex “sacred,” what with her history.
As to whether guys want girls more when they don’t do it, that’s true. Up to a point. On the one hand, if you’re a Paris Hilton, guys are afraid of touching you lest they become infected with a horrible, incurable disease. But if you won’t put out at all, they’ll eventually get bored. It’s kind of like that Guinness beer commercial about moderation.
Props to Lisa Timmons, who has several photos of Paris Hilton not having sex. I’m not sure that really proves anything, though.
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