Scarlett Johansson’s Ass

Freddy @ Gone Hollywood | Sunday, December 24, 2006

Scarlett Johansson keeps collecting superlatives, adding a World’s Best Ass trophy to her “Sexiest Woman Alive” and “World’s Best Tits”

Scarlett Johansson believes she didn’t deserve to win best female butt in a recent British poll.

The ‘Lost In translation’ star – who has also been named sexiest woman alive by Esquire magazine – says she doesn’t work hard enough to have earned the title. Scarlett told Esquire magazine: “There are plenty of girls with nicer butts. There are plenty of girls who work harder on their butts.

“What about my brain? What about my kidneys and my gall bladder?”

The 22-year-old beauty was also recently told she had been awarded the best pair of breasts in Hollywood by In Touch Weekly magazine. She said: “I’m sure my mom will be proud. “You work hard making independent films for 14 years and you get voted ‘best breasts’.” “I’m proud of my breasts. I call them my girls. They’re my charms, my feminine wiles.”

Scarlett Johansson is smoking hot. There’s not much doubt about it. I don’t know that she’s even in the top ten most beautiful women in Hollywood and think plenty of starlets have better butts. And, while her glorious breasts are everywhere on the ‘net, it’s kinda hard to find any pictures of her ass.

These are the best I could find:

Scarlett Johansson and Kiera Knightley Nude Vanity Fair Photo

A sweet ass? No doubt. The best on the planet? Probably not.

As IDontLikeYouinThatWay points out, these polls are often crap. A couple of months ago, In Touch Weekly readers voted Beyonce Knowles’ butt as “Hollywood’s Best Booty.”

The top ten were: 1. Beyonce Knowles 2. Jessica Simpson 3. Salma Hayek 4. Jessica Biel 5. Halle Berry 6. Tyra Banks 7. Scarlett Johanssen 8. Jennifer Lopez 9. Eva Longoria 10. Jessica Alba.

So, Scarlett was a lowly 7 in that poll. He provides stunning visual evidence that Jessica Biel and Jessica Alba have better butts than their competitors.