Paris Hilton is Such a Loser!

HOW many string bikinis does it take to fill a dozen large suitcases? And are any of them fake?

That was the question on the lips of fashion lovers yesterday, about the ‘Louis Vuitton‘ bikini she wore for her famous shower on Bondi beach last week.

Keen-eyed (or is that green eyed?) experts have been abuzz about the string cossie she wore with Vuitton lovers bombarding online style forums to bitch the two piece was a fake.

“I collect Louis Vuitton, I know my brand. That bikini is a fake,” declared one web whinger to Vogue.com.au.