11 Signs You’re Going to Die in This Movie

James Joyner @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, April 25, 2007

BB Spot lists “11 Signs You’re Going to Die in This Movie.”

11. You are wearing a red shirt.
10. You announce that you’re going to retire, right after you finish this case.
9. You decide to rise up from your apparent death one more time to surprise the hero.
8. You betray Al Pacino.
7. You decide to stop following the hero and take a different route.
6. You declare “everything is safe” then step out from your hiding place.
5. A serial killer is on the loose and you reveal your breasts.
4. You’re playing Jesus.
3. All your bullets miss the hero, even at point blank.
2. Han Solo owes you money.
1. You are giving birth to someone important in the movie.

Despite my choice of photo illustration, I think I’d have skipped #8 and kept this list to its traditional 10. Still, pretty amusing.