Britney Spears – Pop Singer, Exhibitionist, … Now Author!

A “hurt and angry” Britney Spears is reportedly ~~writing~~ coloring a tell-all book about her exes, Kevin Federline and Justin Timberlake. You know this is going to be good.

A source says Justin, in particular, “will be pissed” when he hears about the yet to be published autobiography.

“Britney blames most of her problems with drugs and alcohol on the heartache she experienced years before, during her time with Justin – she couldn’t trust him … She also felt he became mean toward the end of their relationship, she said he called her fat and told her she’d need to lose weight before he would have sex with her.”

“Stage mum” Lynne won’t get off lightly either.

“She’ll say Lynne’s money hungry and that she was just along for the free ride. Britney thinks of her as a meddling, smothering person and blames her for her messy marriages.”