Ok… [ha, ha]… Jessica Biel isn’t married to Justin Timberlake, yet. HOWEVER, (there’s always a but, isn’t there?),.. isn’t it a little soon to be THIS comfortable?
Actually… she looks a hell of a lot better than I would in the same outfit. [sigh]
Bigger boobs & a new nose could apparently help The Hills star, Heidi Montag cash in. Frankly, she does nothing for me… before or after.
The 20-year-old underwent breast augmentation surgery as well as rhinoplasty surgery in early April & has now been offered $1 million to have her new bod grace the pages of Playboy, her fiance & manager Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly in its May 28 issue.
“Playboy is interesting in shooting Heidi’s new body,” Pratt told In Touch. “They’ve offered her $1 million to be in the magazine.”
Playboy representative Lauren Melone didn’t deny Montag received an offer to appear in the magazine, according to In Touch, but added Playboy “wouldn’t pay $1 million.”
MTV previously announced the third season of The Hills would premiere this summer - however it’s still unclear if the show would feature Montag - as she & former BFF Lauren “LC” Conrad reportedly had a falling out following the show’s second season when Montag moved out of their apartment together & in with Pratt.
Victoria Hart, an 18-year-old waitress and part-time jazz singer, is in line for a multi-million dollar record deal after performing for George Clooney at the Cannes film festival.
Victoria, whose day job involves working for tips at the little-known Naked Turtle restaurant in London, was flown to Cannes earlier this month after a friend-of-a-friend put her name forward to sing at a charity event.
Her performance in front of Hollywood stars including Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie and Clooney, who described her as “simply lovely”, won her international acclaim and now major record labels EMI and Universal are battling to sign her. “We’re getting very close — a deal is not far away at all,” Hart’s agent Lynne Pearson told Reuters from her home in Switzerland. “It’s always very difficult to talk about specific figures, but it will be a very big deal when it is announced.”
British newspapers put the figure at $3 million. Hart, a blonde bombshell whose singing style is a mixture of jazz and swing, has been performing since an early age but her set at Cannes, in front of the cast of “Ocean’s 13″ to raise money for Darfur, was a major breakthrough.
The Naked Turtle, which is keeping a job open for her in case she ever wants to return, is holding a party for her on Wednesday night to celebrate her good fortune and the fact that the restaurant’s trade is suddenly booming. “We’re going to miss her,” the manager said. “Although Victoria’s a great singer she’s also a fantastic waitress.”
Exactly how much power does George Clooney have in Hollywood anyway?
The items went on sale today, following a protracted court battle that ended two weeks ago when Michael Jackson’s lawyers reached a confidential settlement and dropped an effort to block the auction.
There’s a Bill Whitten-designed militaristic red coat with gold rope that belonged to Michael Jackson, and a 1987 contract detailing his $30 million purchase of the California ranch that became the infamous “Neverland.”
The items went on sale, following a protracted court battle that ended two weeks ago when Michael Jackson’s lawyers reached a confidential settlement and dropped an effort to block the auction.
WTF… just what ive always wanted…a decapitated ET head!
… Well, according to her vocal coach she is. Melissa Black, a vocal coach who claims she worked closely with Jordin Sparks three years ago, has come forward to set the record straight.
“Jordin was just 14 years old when she studied with me in 2004,” vocal coach Melissa Black told Star magazine. “Her mom, Jodi Sparks, and her grandmother, Pam Wiedmann — who acts as her manager — found me on the Internet. We were together for nine months of intense vocal work, with Jordin taking one 30-minute class a week…”
Black says they haven’t spoken since Sparks stopped taking the classes, and she said mostly good things about her alleged former student. Nevertheless, Black admits, she was “hurt for a week” when the “Idol” winner said that she hadn’t had any formal training. “Jordin didn’t have to mention my name, but at least acknowledge you had training,” she told the tab. “But I’ve moved on, and I hold my head up high.”
Isn’t it amazing, how once you become famous… every asshole in the world chimes in, wanting their meal ticket. You owe them for some damn thing, now pay up!
“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day.
Because this is a medical matter, it is our hope that the press will appreciate the seriousness of the situation and respect the privacy of Lindsay as well as the other patients receiving treatment at the facility.”
A 20-year-old dancer from Japan was crowned Miss Universe 2007 on Monday night, marking only the second time her country has won the world beauty title.
And frankly… Miss Brazil should have won!
Dressed in a black, red and purple Japanese-style gown, Riyo Mori nervously grabbed the hands of first runner-up, Natalia Guimaraes of Brazil, just before the winner was announced. Then she threw her hands up and covered her mouth, overcome with emotion.
But she gathered herself together enough to catch the diamond-and-pearl-studded headpiece valued at $250,000 as it slipped off her head when Miss Universe 2006 Zuleyka Rivera of Puerto Rico crowned her. Mori immediately placed it back on her head.
The last time Japan won the pageant was in 1959 when Akiko Kojima became the first Miss Universe from Asia.
“She is an amazing champion, an amazing woman and I hear that they go totally insane in Japan, so that’s good,” said Donald Trump , who co-owns the pageant with NBC.
Miss USA Rachel Smith, who slipped and fell to the floor during the evening gown competition and was jeered by the Mexican audience during the interview phase, was the contest’s fourth runner-up.
Mori, from the small town of Shizuoka at the base of Mount Fuji, won the cheers of the Mexico City audience when she opened her interview, saying ‘Hola, Mexico!’
“I learned how to always be happy, be patient and to be positive, and this is what I want to teach to the next generation,” she said during the interview competition.
The daughter of a dance school operator, Mori said her grandmother told her as a child that she wanted her to be Miss Japan before she turned 20.
“From the very beginning, I entered the competition with high hopes and an unswerving determination to make this dream a reality,” she said in a pre-competition interview.
She wants to someday open an international dance school in Tokyo.
“Right now I am only 20 years old, so I’m really excited about what I’m going to be able to do at this age to benefit society,” Mori said after winning.
Britney Spears has left another message on her website to her fans. Unfortunately, she didn’t utilize this time to bash Lindsay.
Dear Fans,I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person…it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough.
I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter…to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a “bitch.”
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want…and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him…or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month…
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. You’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.
When Oscar askedKristine Lefebvre, of TV’s The Apprentice, what she had planned for her future, she failed to mention posing nude for Playboy.
What do you have coming up in the future?
Well, I am back at work, being a lawyer. And my husband, who made an appearance on the show last week, we are looking for a location to open his own restaurant.
So, that’s really where, besides my work, where our energy is focused. So, hopefully we’re looking to get something up and running by the end of the year.
“[The Apprentice star Donald Trump] was obsessed with my body during the show,” Lefebvre told E! Online last week. “Literally obsessed, because the second task was the swimsuit one, and I was the one on our team who modeled the suit. After the runway show, he came in the back and said, ‘Oh, my God! Who would have known that body was under there? You should be a model.’”
In the wake of her recent DUI arrest, Swedish vodka company Svedka Vodka has pulled the plug on sponsoring Lindsay Lohan’s 21st Birthday Party, scheduled to be held in Las Vegas.
Let’s recap the irony, shall we?
1. A girl, recently in Alcoholics Anonymous & rehab manages to get a vodka company to be the main sponsor for her 21st birthday party.
2. The alcoholic leaves rehab and parties constantly, getting a DUI in the process (this isn’t even mentioning the cocaine police found in her car).
In a press conference this afternoon about the arrest of Lindsay Lohan, cops say they found a “usable amount” of a drug at the scene, which they say was cocaine. Lt. Mitch McCann of the Beverly Hills Police Department would not say where the drug was found, but it was “not on her person.”
Police tell TMZ that 20-year-old Lohan and two other adults were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 convertible when she lost control and crashed into a curb and trees in Beverly Hills around 5:30 AM. After the crash, police say LiLo got into another car and was driven to Century City Hospital where she was treated for minor injuries that involved “something to her upper chest area.” Police said the two other people in her car were not hurt.
Officers received a 911 call about the accident and “tracked Ms. Lohan to the local hospital, where she was ultimately placed under arrest” for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.
Lt. McCann said it appeared as if Lohan was speeding and lost control. She was cited and released and will have to face a judge.
X17 can report exclusively that Lindsay Lohan was cited for driving under the influence this morning. The Beverly Hills Sheriff’s Department received a call around 5:30 am about a driver having lost control of her car at the corner of Sunset Blvd. and Foothill Dr., according to Sergeant Mike Foxen of the BHSD. No one involved in the accident was on the scene when officers arrived. The only person on the scene was the witness who called to report the accident, who had recognized the driver of the Mercedes SL 65 AMG black convertible as the young actress.
Lindsay and her two passengers left the scene of the accident in an univolved car and went to a local hospital to be treated for minor injuries. Sgt. Foxen was unaware of whether Lindsay was still at the hospital or not and would not name the facility where she received care.
An officer investigation revealed that Lindsay was intoxicated at the time of the accident and Lohan’s car was towed around 6:30 am this morning. Because of the need for Lindsay to receive medical attention, she was never taken into police custody, according the Sgt. Foxen. She will be have to appear in court to face DUI charges in the near future but not date has been set.
X17 photographer Marcello Volpe saw Lindsay leaving the party in the Hollywood Hills this morning around 5 am and described her as looking “completely wasted.” He said, “It looked like Lindsay had been partying all night and she appeared to be in no condition to drive.”
dlisted: “When Lindsay Lohan said she was ‘curbing’ her party lifestyle, she really meant she was going to crash into a curb.”
Perez Hilton: “We’re sure Dina Lohan will find a way to blame this on the paparazzi or the pressures of being young and famous….anyone but her crackhead daughter!”
Update (Allie) Here’s a copy of the police report:
Here’s hoping they can speed up the judicial process, so that she can share a cell with Paris. I know, low.
The 20-year-old underwent breast augmentation surgery as well as rhinoplasty surgery in early April & has now been offered $1 million to have her new bod grace the pages of Playboy, her fiance & manager Spencer Pratt told In Touch Weekly in its May 28 issue.
“Lindsay admitted herself to an intensive medical rehabilitation facility on Memorial Day. 
In a press conference this afternoon about the arrest of Lindsay Lohan, cops say they found a “usable amount” of a drug at the scene, which they say was cocaine. Lt. Mitch McCann of the Beverly Hills Police Department would not say where the drug was found, but it was “not on her person.”
