Lindsay Lohan Tops 2007 Maxim Hot 100

James Joyner @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is the hottest woman on the planet. If you’re a teenager, anyway.

Lindsay Lohan rules. According to Maxim magazine, at least this month, she’s the hottest woman in the world. The “Georgia Rule” actress-troublemaker tops the magazine’s eighth annual “Hot 100″ list, a ranking by editors weighing buzz and beauty for women in film, TV, music, sports and fashion. “There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,” said Maxim Editor in Chief Jimmy Jellinek in a statement. “Her every move is watched and reported on.”

Not surprisingly, Jellinek described his young, male readership as being “obsessed” with the 20-year-old Lohan, a ubiquitous party girl who spent the weekend soaking up the sun (with a new boyfriend) in the Bahamas.

Jessica Alba had to settle with the No. 2 on the list, which is in the magazine hitting stands Saturday. She’s followed, in order, by Scarlett Johansson, Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.

Celebrity sisters Ashlee and Jessica Simpson are on the list at No. 16 and No. 41, respectively. Ashley Olsen, half of the mogul acting twins, placed 37th, while sister Mary-Kate didn’t make the cut.

It’s funny that one of the identical twins is at least 64 spots less hot than the other. And who would have thought we’d see the day when Ashlee Simpson was considered hotter than Jessica Simpson?

Anyway, here’s the Maxim write-up on Lohan:

Tabloid bloodsuckers have been feasting on this Long Island native for three years running, but that’s only because this unbelievably beautiful, untamable Golden Age throwback with a nonstop social calendar and acclaimed acting chops is Ann-Margret, Meryl Streep, and Sophia Loren rolled into one. Moving well beyond kid fodder like Herbie Fully Loaded, she next stars in the highly anticipated film about the murder of John Lennon, Chapter 27. She’s following that up with the freaky thriller I Know Who Killed Me. But if you happen to see Lindsay’s smoky eyes from across some bar in West Hollywood, don’t bother sending over a drink—she’s accomplished all this before her 21st birthday. Wink.

The rest of the Hot 100 is available via Maxim’s site here. Oddly, they’ve chosen to make it as hard to navigate as possible, putting each hottie on a separate page.

Lindsay Lohan Tops 2007 Maxim Hot 100

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