Jon Lovitz Beat Up Andy Dick

Last week at the Laugh Factory, Jon Lovitz beat up Andy Dick. Apparently last year Andy Dick went up to Jon Lovitz and, according to Jon, “looked at me and said, ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you – you’re the next one to die.’ I said, ‘What did you say?’ and he repeated it. I wanted to punch his face in, but I don’t hit women.”

The two ran into each other again last week, and while Jon was expecting an apology, Andy didn’t deliver. So, Jon took matters into his own hands. Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”

I’m kind of with all the comedians on this one.

Now Jon gives his account of the events:

“I realized, ooh, ‘here’s my chance,’ so I pulled him back by the shirt and I then I just pushed him almost as hard as I could, really hard, and, you know, I smashed his back and his head into the bar and I just lost it. And then I kept doing it…I would’ve kept going…and when I did it the second time it was really hard and he went [untranscribable sound of unmanly anguish].”

Source: The Superficial, Defamer; Photo: VH1, Search

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Andy’s last name describes him perfectly. I watched him beg and plead with the photogs to take a picture of him on a celebrity show. He kept saying, “I’m famous, too!”. Trust me, if you have to SAY you are famous–you really aren’t!

Posted by Caviar | July 18, 2007 | 07:47 am | Permalink

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