Got a Worthy Cause, Call the Paris Hilton ‘That’s-So-Hotline’

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Yes…it is quite nauseating, isn’t it?

Paris Hilton is finally making good on her post-slammer promise to help others!

She’s shown up at charity fund raisers – including one for kids with spinal cord injuries, where she bid $17,500 for a surfing lesson with pro wave-rider Jesse Billauer and Adam “Gnarly” Sandler – and visited cancer-stricken youngsters at Los Angeles’ Children’s Hospital.

Now she’s begging for more projects, messaging: “Got a Worthy Cause? Call the Hilton-That’s-So-Hotline!”

But don’t hold your breath! Despite demurely swearing to “Uncle” Larry King that she never gets high, spy witnesses report she’s cheerily chugging vodka and tequila shots in LA clubs – banquette-dancing and flashing knickers like our wonky-eyed slut of yore.

Note to Paris: No matter how many good deeds you do, it won’t change who you really are.