Howard Stern to Remake Porky’s

Mark your calendars, Howard Stern is going back into the movie business with a remake of the cult teen comedy ‘Porky’s.’ Stern took a vacation last week from Sirius Satellite Radio show to work on the project.
“They say it’s all greenlit and everything, ready to go. They say they can even start shooting in October, but I don’t know if that’s true,” says Stern. “It seemed like a fun project, which it is. “We got two scripts that were developed simultaneously kind of. One’s a rewrite of a rewrite of a script that we did - that I didn’t do, but I was sort of in on. It’s coming along pretty funny,” said Stern. “We’re going to combo them now because there’s funny jokes in both and you have to figure out which is better for the movie. And I obsess on shit too because you want it to be good.”
Seriously Howard, it’s Porky’s. It’s not going to be some groundbreaking, cinematic work of genius. Guys will get drunk, women will run around naked, and you’ll probably make millions at the box office. I can’t believe they are now on a reported eighth rewrite.
Source: “Howard Stern’s Porky’s Gets a Green Light?” [slashfilm]
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