Karrine Stephans Has a Vagina the Size of the Holland Tunnel – A Socialites Life

Usher’s Wedding Not Actually Cancelled – Ninja Dude

Lindsay Lohan is a Drunken Idiot, Carjacking Twat – Fatback and Collards

Angelina Jolie is Rehab Bound – Dlisted

Paris Hilton Turned Down By Entourage Star – Celebrity Smack

Kate Beckinsale‘s Con Job – City Rag

Jordan’s New Baby Girl, Unfortunately Looks Like Peter – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Michael Lohan Demands Drug Test – Bricks and Stones

Lauren Conrad is Retiring – Allie Is Wired

Tara Reid‘s Ass, Truly is a Horror – Flisted

Cellulite of the Stars – Popbytes

Paris Hilton Orders Hummer Hybrid, Too Bad They Don’t Exist – Celebrity Warship

Lindsay Lohan‘s Latest Movie, the Worst of 2007 – Jordan is Your Homeboy

Elizabeth Berekley in Bikini & Bastardly ProstiShoes – The Bastardly