Paris Hilton ‘Attacks’ Lindsay Lohan

A disparaging poster of Lindsay Lohan has been posted on the gate of Paris Hilton‘s Hollywood Hills home.

Yes, I see that you are indeed a changed woman, Paris… grow the hell up!

The poster features Lindsay’s police mugshot and reads:

“LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?

Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyed: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore Terrier

My dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!

MISSING

If you have any information, please call – (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda

All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog.”

source: Paris Hilton: Lindsay Lohan is a Lost Dog [just jared]

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