Top 25 Celebrity Quotes of All Time

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• #25 – “You only lie to two people in your life, your girlfriend and the police. Everybody else you tell the truth to.”

  — Jack Nicholson in the April 1994 issue of Vanity Fair.

• #24 – “These people are not parenting. They are buying things for their kids — $500 sneakers for what? And won’t spend $200 for Hooked on Phonics.”

  — Bill Cosby, addressing a Washington, D.C., crowd in 2004.

• #23 – “The virginity issue. There are so many emotions involved that I would like to be able to wait until I know I’m with the right person and I’m married.”

  — Britney Spears in a 2002 interview with Britain’s Daily Star.

• #22 – “I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.”

  — Mariah Carey on MTV’s TRL in 2001, before entering rehab for exhaustion.

• #21 – The jury “was not my class of people. There was not a producer, a press agent, a director, an actor.”

  — Zsa Zsa Gabor to People in October 1989, after a jury found her guilty of slapping a Beverly Hills cop.

• #20 – “That’s hot.”

  — Paris Hilton’s trademark, dating back at least to the first season of The Simple Life in 2003. She eventually had the expression copyrighted.

• #19 – “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?”

  — Mel Gibson, to female deputy last summer after being pulled over for speeding and drunken driving.

• #18 – “And if they want to hear that I’m dead, sorry, folks. I’m not. And I don’t plan on it.”

  — Elizabeth Taylor on Larry King Live, May 30, 2006.

• #17 – “I am sorry if anyone was offended by the wardrobe malfunction during the halftime of the Super Bowl. It was not intentional and is regrettable.”

  — Justin Timberlake, in a statement after the 2004 Super Bowl spectacle with Janet Jackson.

• #16 – “I’m in shock. And I’m so in love with my brother right now.”

  — Angelina Jolie, thanking brother James Haven while accepting the supporting actress Oscar for 1999’s Girl, Interrupted.

• #15 – “For an actor, there is no greater loss than the loss of his audience. I can part the Red Sea, but I can’t part with you, which is why I won’t exclude you from this stage in my life.”

  — Charlton Heston on Aug. 9, 2002, revealing he has Alzheimer’s.

• #14 – “Psychiatry is a pseudoscience. … You don’t know the history of psychiatry. I do. … Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don’t even — you’re glib. You don’t even know what Ritalin is.”

  — Tom Cruise to Matt Lauer on NBC’s Today, June 24, 2005.

• #13 – “I’m too much of an erratic moody baby! I don’t have the passion anymore, and so remember, it’s better to burn out than to fade away.”

  — Kurt Cobain’s suicide note from April 5, 1994.

• #12 – “Retire? I’m going to stay in show business until I’m the only one left.”

  — George Burns, at his 90th birthday tribute, George Burns 90th Birthday Special, taped Jan. 11, 1986.

• #11 “Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let’s get that straight. OK? We don’t do crack. We don’t do that. Crack is whack.”

  — Whitney Houston in 2002 on ABC’s Primetime.

Seriously, “What are you looking at, sugar-tits?” for the win!!

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