John Rzeznik Still Gets Laid By Being A Goo Goo Doll

Even though I’m pretty sure the Goo Goo Dolls haven’t had a hit since 1999, lead singer John Rzeznik still gets the ladies, at least according to him. He recently told a friend,
“Everyday is a holiday when you have a ton of money and a huge dong!”
How poetic. You’d think a songster would be a little more eloquent than that. And will someone sneak up on him with a pair of scissors and cut that hair already?
Source: “Heard on the Town …” [TMZ]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood
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You guys need to keep up! The Goo Goo Dolls have been a regular on the video channels for the past couple of years–so it gives them a whole fresh crop of groupies. Groupies: because I don’t know what else to call the young ones.
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LMAO Funny John BTW that’s an old pic of him