Larry Birkhead Sounds Like An Asshole

Mandy @ Gone Hollywood | Friday, September 14, 2007

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More rumors are swirling around Larry Birkhead’s true intentions when it comes to Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter, Dannielynn. Larry’s former bodyguard, Mark Speer, has got some stories to tell.

“Larry and I went to Nassau for over a week in January of this year. One day he said he wanted to go to Daniel’s grave, ostensibly to pay tribute to him on his birthday. But it turned out he had another idea. He said, ‘We’re going to meet two guys from Splash.’

“They had arranged to wait in some bushes at the cemetery. They took pictures of Larry pretending to be sad and emotional at the grave site. Only the Splash guys weren’t quite satisfied, so they asked him to do it again, and for me to get out of the picture. We did three takes. That was the first sign to me that Larry was in it for the money.”

Winner, Larry, real winner. This is so scandalous, and it doesn’t stop there.

Even more shocking is a trip Speer says he took with Birkhead on a private jet belonging to a wealthy friend of Smith’s. The friend’s wife “pulled out a stack of photographs,” Speer recalls. “They were pictures of Anna and the baby … in a hospital bed with her son Daniel. Daniel appeared to be dead. [The friend] told me he was dead.”

If any of this is true, someone needs to save Dannielynn.

What others are saying:

The Superficial says, “Someone’s got to get Dannielynn out of there. It’ll take a true hero with brass balls the size of hubcaps. I’m pretty sure I still know how to catch a bullet with my teeth. I doubt it will come to that. My plan is to throw some spare change at Larry and while he’s busy licking a quarter, I’ll grab Danniellyn then jump off the roof onto a dinosaur.”

Mollygood says, “After three takes, that should have been the third sign, guy.”

dlisted says, “Larry Birkhead loves a great photo-op at any cost!”

Source: “Guard: Larry Birkhead posed at Anna Nicole’s son’s grave” [NY Daily News]

Larry Birkhead Sounds Like An Asshole

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