Paris Hilton Is A Genius

Seriously, L.A. public schools should hire Paris Hilton to teach a class on sex ed and STDs. Because she’s so knowledgeable about the topic.

Last night, as Paris was leaving Les Deux, the resulting mass of papparazzi caused the heiress to step in a puddle. After she yelled at the photogs and someone screamed, “You stepped in sewer pee!”, Paris then told her friend next to her, “Oh my God, I have, like, AIDS.”

I bet she thinks this is how she got herpes. You’d think several million dollars could pay for some education, or at least a pamphlet on STDs.

Source: “Paris and the Puddle of AIDS” [TMZ]
Image courtesy of Picture Perfect, for use on Gone Hollywood

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