Who’s More Messed Up – Lindsay Lohan Or Britney Spears?

The other day a friend asked who I thought was more messed up, Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears, and I came to the conclusion that it’s Brit-Brit, hands down. While Lindsay struggles, is going to jail, and basically acts like a spoiled brat, I think Britney actually suffers from severe mental issues. Let’s compare …

Lindsay Lohan
Lindsay broke onto the Hollywood scene at age 11 when she starred in “Parent Trap”, and the drama arrived shortly thereafter. First there was the feud with Hilary Duff over Aaron Carter (why, girls, why?), which Lindsay provoked by showing up at the “Cheaper By The Dozen” premiere. But that’s small potatoes compared to what has followed.

Lindsay was in three car accidents in 2005, including a minor fender-bender, a paparazzo running into her car and sending her to the hospital, and running into a van in West Hollywood.

Then in January 2006, Lindsay went to the hospital … twice. In the first incident she cut her leg on a broken teacup at Bryan Adams’ house in London and required 10 stitches, and in the second, she had an asthma attack while in Miami. Lindsay went back again in July during the filming of “Georgia Rule” for supposed exhaustion. Then in September, she broke her wrist.

Now, after back-to-back DUI allegations, Lindsay is in rehab for the second time, this go around in Utah.

I agree, this is a lot of drama, but she’s just a kid with messed up parents who acts out by drinking too much and losing too much weight. I think Lindsay would benefit from some therapy, whereas Britney needs something a little stronger, preferrably from a pharmacy.

Britney Spears
Britney’s first single was released in 1998 at the age of 16, and like Lindsay, the drama followed. As the opening act for ‘N Sync’s tour, Britney soon began dating Justin Timberlake. That relationship ended in 2002, and the news was on every tabloid with speculation that Britney was a little unfaithful to Justin, sparking Justin’s song “Cry Me A River”.

That relationship has been followed by many, many others, including two marriages. The first lasted 55 hours after Britney married Jason Alexander in Las Vegas. The second lasted two years and gave Britney and Kevin Federline two children. Since the divorce, Britney has been one tabloid story after another.

So far Britney has:

driven with her son on her lap

spent 22 hours in an off-shore rahab facility

shaved her head

went back to rehab in Malibu

attacked a photographer with an umbrella

made out with Matt Encinias, the frat boy that told all

gone swimming in her underwear

had a melt down during an “OK!” photo shoot and failed to show up to an “Allure” interview

tried to whiten her sons’ teeth, even though they turn one and two this week

gotten lips tattoed on her wrist

bombed her VMA comeback performance

I’m convinced that at least 80% of this behavior can only be explained by an untreated mental disorder. In fact, there is serious speculation that Britney is bipolar and/or suffers from post-partum depression.

In the end, it’s Britney who takes the cake for being the most messed up. The girl needs to find some help.

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Who’s More Messed Up – Lindsay Lohan Or Britney Spears?

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