Britney Spears’ Album Gets Ripped … Surprise!
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Mandy @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, October 22, 2007 |
Here’s the not-shocker of the day - Britney Spears’ album was ripped apart by critics. I know - you almost fell out of your chair on that one.
One critic’s opinion,
On many tracks, Britney sounds so worked over, she doesn’t even seem like a person. Instead, she comes off like some machine that bleeps and bloops out an airy array of oohs, ahhs and groans. If a blowup sex doll could sing, this is what she’d sound like.”
Lyrically, Britney spends most of the CD in a state of erotic mania. “My body is calling for you, bad boy,” she coos in “Get Naked.”
In terms of studio trickery, Paris Hilton’s album was practically “Unplugged” compared to this.
If you think about it too much, it’s hard not to see her as that old Saturday Night Live “drunk girl” character, the sad lush pawing men at a party.
I say if you do sex sounds well, just go for it. Who needs actual lyrics?
Source: “Britney Spears’ Harsh Album Review” [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
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This is really funny. She was NEVER hailed as a vocalists. Yet she still brings in over $700,000 monthly. It will go platinum because she has enough fans. Besides, I hate critics. These are people who get paid to express personal opinions. There are drones who will take a critics word as god’s law and make or break an artist.