Britney Spears Turns Herself In For Hit And Run

At 9:26 p.m. last night, Britney Spears turned herself in at an LAPD substation for the misdemeanor charges that stemmed from the August hit-and-run accident. Britney was charged with one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California driver’s license.

An officer said of the process,

“She comes in and we put her information into computer, fingerprint her, lifescan and electronically scan hands and palms as well, and photograph her. She will be issued a release from custody citation, which tells her next court appearance.”

Britney showed up to the station in sunglasses and a pink wig – the paparazzi would never know it was her! Genius plan.

What others are saying:

The Superficial says, “those sunglasses must get in the way of her reading. You know, those cold nights when Britney likes to immerse herself in the great literary classics. I heard she was almost through “The Cat in the Hat.â€ Itâ€™s been a couple of weeks, but she canâ€™t wait to see how it ends.”

A Socialite’s Life says, “However, Britney explained that her choice of eye-wear stems from a pink eye infection she’s fighting at the moment. Damn, she seriously has all kinds of problems at the moment? Pink-eye? I kind of feel bad for her. I do hope there’s not some tragic health reason for why she seems to refuse to wear undergarments, because…*shudder*…I can only imagine the possibilities.”

dlisted says, “She sucked the cops off and then was on her way. NO! She was there for 45-minutes to be booked on misdemeanor counts of hit-and-run.”

Best Week Ever says, “Britney Spears has surrendered herself to authorities for the Hit and Run charges she faces following an incident last month, which was relief to police, who were beginning to fear they would end up facing a Waco-like situation outside of a Quiznos in the Valley.”

Defamer says, “Accompanied by the usual retinue of paparazzi photographers and local news crews that document her every frappuccino run, conspicuously public lunch date, and spur-of-the-moment shopping trip to the Neglected Baby Gap, embattled onetime popstar Britney Spears reported to the Van Nuys police station under the cover of darkness last night to be booked for her failure to leave a “Sorry, y’all, I’m bad at parking!” note on the car she struck in a Petco parking lot back in August.”

Source: “Britney Spears Booked By LAPD “ [Us Weekly]

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Britney Spears Turns Herself In For Hit And Run

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