Joe Francis is Such a Standup Man

Joe Francis, creator of ‘Girls Gone Wild’ is feeling vindication on at least one charge against him. The two Florida women sho sued him claiming they did not give permission to be included in one of his cinematic masterpieces, are now saying they did and are apologizing.

” ‘Girls Gone Wild’ and Joe Francis have suffered as a result of this lawsuit and our actions,” Brooke Patsolic and Christina Brose said in a statement. In the video, the pair, who were both over 18, are heard consenting, with Brose crowing, “You have my full permission to put this on anything; I don’t care.” Patsolic says afterward: “Tomorrow, we’re going to be, like, ‘What the [bleep] were we doing?’ ”

Very nice ladies. But better than that is what Joe had to say:

“This is yet another example of false allegations that I have faced. I am tired of these lies being used against me in an attempt to extort money from me and destroy my name.”

Everyone knows you’re a ~~scamming douchebag with no regard for women~~ standup guy Joe, your name is just fine.

Source: “”WILD’ CREATOR CATCHES BREAK” [NY Post]

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