Britney Spears just can’t stop making headlines of the tabloid variety. Yesterday she lost custody of her kids, today news breaks of a possible sex tape starring Britney Spears and some random guy from Hawaii she happened to get jiggy with.
According to In Touch:
A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June has told In Touch that he made a video of them having sex â€” and the tape might become public. So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it! The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaiiâ€™s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britneyâ€™s knowledge as they became intimate at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7.
Trust me, dude, if you hadn’t said anything about your performance, no one would have even been watching you in the tape. It’s Britney the people care about. Remember that next time you’re lucky enough, or unfortunate enough as the case may be, to fall into bed with tabloid fodder.
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