Rock of Love’s Heather Hit Too Close To Home

Rock of Loveâ€™s Heather Hit Too Close To Home - PIC

On Sunday night’s ‘Rock of Love’ finale, Bret Michaels chose the punk pixie Jes over the sexy stripper Heather. (And by sexy, I mean tore up and a little manly.)

I think the reason she got the boot was that Bret finally realized Heather was just too much like he was back in the day. I mean, her hair is straight out of Poison circa 1985. She would shake her ass all over the hood of Whitesnake’s car. She fits right in as a member of the band – she’s just 20 years too late.

So here’s to Heather – although you didn’t when win Bret’s heart, that tattoo you have of his name on your neck will last forever, and so will your hairspray. Cheers.

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