Rock of Love’s Heather Hit Too Close To Home

On Sunday night’s ‘Rock of Love’ finale, Bret Michaels chose the punk pixie Jes over the sexy stripper Heather. (And by sexy, I mean tore up and a little manly.)
I think the reason she got the boot was that Bret finally realized Heather was just too much like he was back in the day. I mean, her hair is straight out of Poison circa 1985. She would shake her ass all over the hood of Whitesnake’s car. She fits right in as a member of the band - she’s just 20 years too late.
So here’s to Heather - although you didn’t when win Bret’s heart, that tattoo you have of his name on your neck will last forever, and so will your hairspray. Cheers.
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That is funny…