Steve-O Smoking Weed Again – City Rag

Hayden Panettiere Shows Off Her Thong – Ninja Dude

Winona Ryder Has Sex with a Wooden Dummy – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Kate Walsh Looks Damn Good (and she’s 40!) – Fatback and Collards

Bartender in Cambodia Names Drink After Angelina Jolie – Celebrity Smack

Terminator: the Sarah Connor Chronicles – Popbytes

Paris Hilton Wants Babies ASAP – Bumpshack

Lindsay Lohan Working on a New Album – I Don’t Like You in That Way

Speaking of Lindsay Lohan, Her Boyfriend is a Douche – Celebslam

Jake Gyllenhaal Boinked Reese in an Airplane Bathroom – Celeb News Wire

Nick Hogan Was Speeding at 100 Miles Per Hour – Bricks and Stones

Natalie Portman Sure is Pretty – Egotastic

Kristen Bell on Complex Magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Mischa Barton is Still Alive? – The Bastardly

The Staged PR Life of the Hilton’s – Dlisted

Paris Hilton is Still a Pothead – Pop On The Pop

Victoria Beckham Furious Over David’s Flirtations – Breaking News USA

Josh Hartnett Takes Direction – Jezebel