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Britney Spears Replaces Sex With Stealing

Britney Replaces Sex With Stealing

This one may be a little bit out there. Allegedly a room in Britney’s home on Mulholland drive are devoted to fulfilling X-rated fantasies. The troubled singer is said to have a thing for all things kinky. Mirrors on the ceiling, spanking devices, handcuffs and metal bed frames adorn the room built for her.

While she has her very own pleasure palace… she is also said to enjoy role-play.

quote4.jpg“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction. Britney is sexually obsessed.”

To up the mother of the year ante, she also is reported to leave her “toys” in the living room. Sean Preston and Jayden James have found her devices on more than one occasion. Currently Britney is rumored to be with child…again. I guess you don’t get knocked up by abstinence.

According to Us Weekly she has also been helping herself to a five finger discount. Since she has a constant need to satisfy her sex deviant habits, she has used stealing as another release. Her latest sticky finger find was a wig after she went on a panty raid at the Hustler store. She was trying on underwear bare-assed and outside the fitting room in front of other customers. Then she she stole the wig after being forced to pay for the underwear.

Source: Britney Caught Shoplifting [Us Weekly]

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Helio Castroneves Wins ‘Dancing With the Stars’

Helio Castroneves has won “Dancing With the Stars,” calling into question the show’s title.

Helio Castroneves Wins ‘Dancing With the Stars’

quote-pic Race car driver Helio Castroneves is the winner of “Dancing With the Stars.” Spice Girl Melanie Brown and her partner, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, were the highest-scoring couple throughout the hit show’s fifth season. But on Tuesday night, viewers snubbed Brown and gave the mirrorball trophy to Castroneves.

The fourth consecutive man to win the contest, Castroneves’ personality, enthusiasm and flashing smile — combined with an effortless quickstep on his final performance — clearly resonated more with voters.

“It’s not only about dancing, you know? It’s about popularity,” Castroneves said after the show. “That’s what I’m actually very happy about.”

While I’m pleased as punch for him, I’ve got to ask: Who the heck is he?

The name of the show is “Dancing With the Stars.” I’m not interested in watching people dance, as a general rule. Certainly, not man people. But I gather that a lot of people are and I’m fine with it.

But is Castroneves really a star?

I mean, sure, he is now. But had you heard of him before?

The man’s won the Indy 500 twice. Once upon a time, that was HUGE. But, since the Indy-CART split, the race has gotten attention almost entirely from the notoriety of Danica Patrick.

Source: Helio Castroneves voted `Dancing’ champ (AP)

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Carson Daly Crosses the Picket Line

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It is a bold move for such a C-lister. “Last Call with Carson Daly” is set to return next week despite the WGA strike. The show will be the first late night gabfest to return with fresh episodes. While taping is scheduled, no guests have signed up to appear.

Technically speaking Carson is not a member of WGA, but the picketing writers are unhappy with his decision to return to air. To add salt to the wound he has hired non-Guild writers to provide the repartee. This doesn’t bode well for Daly.

quote4.jpg“The Writers Guild of America, East joins our colleagues of the Writers Guild of America, West in expressing our profound disappointment with Carson Daly’s decision to return to work. We thank them and hope that Mr. Daly will reconsider his decision, including the soliciting of scab writers to provide material for his program.”

His choice is said to be in support of his staff, but an email he sent appears to have other motives. (Thousands have already been laid off and fired due to the strike. No other programs are giving any hints of returning.) In the email to his peeps he lets them know of his master plan to make a complete ass of himself. Apparently random folks have felt sorry for him and offered up jokes which he plans to make a mockery of.

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He is going to be eaten alive. I would hate to be in his shoes…and not just because of his manorexia.

Source: Carson Daly Seeking Scabs [The Smoking Gun]

Popularity: 4% [?]

 

Jake Gyllenhaal Will Play Joe Namath

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Any reason to get that man in spandex is fine by me!

Jake Gyllenhaal will be portraying the former NY Jet quarterback, Joe Namath in a feature film. Joe Namath, also known as Broadway Joe, retired after playing for the LA Rams in the late 70’s with 77 wins and 108 losses tied to his name.

While he had a talent, he was more widely known for his “rock star status.” Joe acquired a sex symbol significance and began his venture into the commercial world. His “guarantee” for a Super Bowl win in 1969 also set the stage for controversy. The statement caused a media frenzy and tons of press for Joe. Luckily he delivered a win.

The film is the brainchild of Andrew Lazar and Jimmy Walsh. Namath gave the green light on the film after Jake Gyllenhaal accepted the role. The film just needs a script to be provided by David Hollander as soon as the WGA strike ends.

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This is like Christmas has come early. Jake all sweaty and hot….throwing a football around…someone get me a wet nap.

Source: Jake Gyllenhaal is a Football Player [Just Jared]

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Christina Aguilera Pregnant and Naked in Marie Claire

Like Britney Spears and Demi Moore have done before her, Christina Aguilera proudly displays her nude, and very pregnant body in the January 2008 issue of Marie Claire.

The singer bares her bump and so much more, but is it tasteful?

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Christina told the magazine that she was ‘shocked‘ upon learning she was pregnant:

quote4.jpgOn her pregnancy being a surprise: “We were planning on starting to try after the tour. And so, I had gone off the Pill to prepare my body, because I didn’t know how much time it would take. You’ve heard it takes some time — except with Power Egg and Super Sperm here… I’m like, Oh, my God, can you believe it just happened?”

On being pregnant during her ‘Back to Basics’ tour: “I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong — somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. There was no way in hell I was going to jeopardize my baby for my show.” So she wore a well-concealed heart monitor. She didn’t want to broadcast the news. “I didn’t want to make the audience uncomfortable, like, ‘Pregnant lady onstage! Is she going to be OK?’ But I had to announce it to my band and my dancers, because I wanted to make sure they had my back.”

On her simple decision not to announce anything: “Because I hadn’t said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that’s not the case at all. I just wasn’t commenting. I’m not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I’m pregnant!’ I’m not that girl.”

On the domestication of Xtina being complicated: “We’re so labeled. If you’re too sexual, you’re slutty. If you’re not sexual enough, you’re a prude. I like to put it out there as a topic of conversation. Why does it bother you? What’s your problem with it? Am I really hurting you? Let’s get to the root of it. I have more than one side of me that likes to get out on a stage and sing. Sometimes I want to be aggressive, sometimes I want to feel empowered in my sexuality and my vulnerability. I want to put all that out there.”

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source: [market wire]

Popularity: 17% [?]

 

Guess the Celebrity Fat Ass

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Although this size of a bodacious backside is attractive on Kim Kardashian, on this Hollywood starlet — she just looks fat.

Who is she?

Popularity: 14% [?]

 

Victoria Beckham Gets Breast Implants Removed

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I’ve always thought that Victoria Beckham‘s breasts looked so fake, and well… rather ugly. I think implants should look as natural as possible, not like pieces of fruit shoved under the skin.

Victoria, you look beautiful!

Reports the Daily Mail,

The Spice Girl stepped out at a television studio in Los Angeles this week looking much less perky in a certain area. Her once gravity-defying assets had moved in a direction more befitting to a 33-year-old mother of three.

Reports The Sun,

The star, who has admitted going under the knife in court documents, looked ready to spill out of a similar dress when she was pictured in New York a year ago.

source: Are Posh’s ample assets going south? [daily mail]; Where’s Posh’s chest gone? [the sun]

Popularity: 10% [?]

 

Lindsay Lohan and the Picture that Tells a Story

While combing the internet for news, hand picked just for you… I came across this picture at X17 Online. Now, the picture is fairly random and really seemed unrelated to the story on their site. However…

Riddle me this… the woman standing behind Lindsay Lohan, why is she wearing only her bra and panties in public? Furthermore… why does she look like she’s about to eat Lindsay for lunch?

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Popularity: 10% [?]

 

Luciana Salazar Sex Tape

Argentine Luciana Salazar has become the latest Latin hottie to climb the Technorati Hot 100 on the strength of a celebrity sex tape.

Luciana Salazar Sex Tape

I Like All reports,

The Argentine television has passed the images which allegedly shows the homemade porn video of sensuous Argentine model, Luciana Salazar. The video did not appear on the Internet, but on television!

Who is Luciana Salazar?

quote4.jpgLuciana Salazar Ortega (born November 7, 1980, in Buenos Aires, Argentina) is a glamour model and actress.

Salazar began as a model where at the 4 years old recorded her first television commercial, and at 15 years old was respected one of the young promises of the modeling. Then charged to fame with her appearance as an actress in the comedy show “Poné a Francella”. Though the political fact that she was a niece of Argentinian singer and then governor, Palito Ortega helped her into the acting world, it was by her own conditions that she began a successful career. Given her exhuberant figure, she began to star in different street theatre works, such as “Pijamas” becoming one of the leading media figures in Argentina.

Another Luciana Salazar photo:

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Here’s a Luciana Salazar video [Not sure what's going on here... but we have a thong and some cops]:

source: [wikipedia]

However, it’s my guess that you would rather see this video [NSFW] after the jump!

Popularity: 12% [?]

 

Top 11 Scandals in the Year 2007

Here’s the long awaited list of the Top 11 Scandals of 2007. Wait until you see where Vanessa Hudgens makes the list!

Sex, drugs, vulgarity, criminality and even diapers. Public figures have served up a smorgasbord of bad behavior this year.

11) Sen. Larry Craig

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“I am not gay.” So said Sen. Larry Craig after he was caught in an airport men’s room sex sting. The Idaho Republican pleaded guilty to disorderly conduct. At first, he said he intended to quit. Now he says he’ll finish his term.

10) Michael Vick

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Michael Vick’s reputation was mauled by pit bulls in July. He faces prison after pleading guilty to dogfighting. The Falcons quarterback is suspended and stands to lose tens of millions in ad deals and bonus money.

9) Don Imus

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8) Lisa Nowak (aka Crazy Diaper Wearin Bitch)

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Lisa Nowak’s NASA career crashed in February when she was arrested in Orlando. Cops say she raced 1,000 miles to kidnap a rival for the love of a fellow astronaut. Whether that drive was diaper-assisted is in dispute.

See the rest after the jump!!

Popularity: 7% [?]

 

Marie Osmond Doll Dress Voted Off Dancing with Stars

A fainting spell didn’t get Marie Osmond voted off “Dancing with the Stars” — but a weird little doll dress did!

quote-pic Marie Osmond Doll Dress Voted Off Dancing with StarsMarie Osmond says she was “surprised” by the judges’ negative reactions to her bizarre doll dress performance on Monday night’s Dancing With the Stars finale.

Osmond, 48, awkwardly took the stage dressed as a rosy-cheeked doll who came to life to the Rolling Stones classic, “Start Me Up.” (She said it was a tribute to her career as a doll-maker and her doll-collecting fans.)

Judge Bruno Tonioli called her performance a cross between “Baby Jane and the bride of Chucky.”

She and her partner Jonathan Roberts received two 7s and an 8 — the lowest scores of the night.

“I’m sorry they didn’t like it, but I really didn’t do it for them,” Osmond told Usmagazine.com backstage. “I did it for all the people who have been voting for us, and I have a massive doll base and that’s who I did it for.” She went on, “I could’ve come out [in] something slinky and sexy, but it’s a family show. I know my audience, so it was really a thank you to them.”

Osmond is brushing off any negativity. “I think it shows how far I’ve come over the 10 weeks,” she said. “There’s no way I could’ve done that 10 weeks ago! It would’ve been nice to [hear], ‘You’re all … Wow!’ But I’m having fun, so who cares?”

Not me, that’s for sure. And, while that’s a weird dress for an old woman to wear, those are some great legs for someone older than Britney Spears’ or Lindsay Lohan’s moms!

Source: Marie Osmond on Dancing With the Stars Doll Dress Disaster: “I’m Sorry Judges Didn’t Like It” (US Magazine)

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

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Popularity: 2% [?]

 

Kim Kardashian Has $50,000 Worth of Bling Bling, Stolen!

Kim Kardashian got herself pinched while traveling from New York to Las Vegas and thinks it might have been some sort of inside sting job by the Delta Airlines employees. LOL

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TMZ reports,

quote4.jpgKim and her sister Kourtney walked into a terminal at JFK and were approached by fans and paparazzi, including several Delta employees. A source close to Kim says that when several Delta employees asked for autographs and photos with her, items were somehow lifted from her bags. The items include $50,000 worth of diamond jewelry, a Cartier watch, and Kim’s laptop and digital camera — contents unknown!

The airline offered only baggage information claim tickets, which have a number and name written in black marker. Kim’s reps are looking into the possibility that she was set up by employees working for the airline.

Let’s think about this one for a minute. Who in their right mind is going to put $50,000 worth of jewelry, tucked inside some luggage [easily found], while traveling through a New York airport? This whole story smells fishy to me.

What others said:

  • Dlisted says, “Next time Kim, hide that shit in your fat ass. Nobody wants to get near that rump. Used and stinky goods.”
  • Celebrity Smack says, “This screams paps to me. Remember when they stole Lindsay’s digital camera? I wonder if Kim has any juicy stuff on that laptop. Hopefully she’s smarter than that, but it’s unlikely.”
  • OK! magazine says, “It seems like someone was trying to keep up with the Kardashians.”

source: Kim K. Ripped Off! $50,000 in Bling Jacked at JFK [tmz]

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

What Celebrity Goes to Lunch Like This?

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She’s too skinny to be Britney Spears… who is it?

Check back here for the answer!

Popularity: 3% [?]

 

Britney Spears Plans Her Next Disaster Music Video

Most music videos take about 2 or 3 days to film. Britney Spears is going to attempt to do it in just a mere two hours!

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Britney is set to film a music video for her next single, Piece Of Me, on Tuesday the 27th of November. With Gimme More flopping, and the rave reviews that Piece Of Me has received, this was her opportunity to well… make up for her mistakes.

The shoot will begin at 8 a.m. at the restaurant/lounge Social Hollywood. Wayne Isham, who helmed the video for the Spears’ 2002 hit I’m Not a Girl, Not Yet a Woman, will direct.

A set source, however, tells Us Weekly that since Britney has a scheduled visit with her kids on Tuesday, she will only be available to film for two hours, between noon and 2 p.m.

quote4.jpgBrit and her dancers enter a club in matching wigs and trench coats in order to sneak Spears in. Once in the club and without her disguise, the pop star is followed by the paparazzi regardless.

Should prove to be a huge success.

source: Britney Spears to Shoot New Music Video on Tuesday [us magazine]

Popularity: 4% [?]

 
 


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