Adrienne Curry Playboy Photos, Featuring Interview with Artie Lange

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Adrianne Curry gets naked and graces the cover of Playboy once again. Her black thigh highs are just one of the perks in the first issue of 2008. Artie Lange, comic extraordinaire, gives an interview for the male driven mag. Touching on serious subjects like A-Rod, retirement and a heroin addiction.

His thoughts on A-Rod:

“F—— A-Rod. Can A-Rod get one f—— hit in October? A double down the line - something? (He is) a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs last year he went to a hospital and promised a dying kid he’d ground out to second for him. … It’s true … I was there. A-Rod pointed to second base.”

Work isn’t exactly at the top of his list of things to do. Being on a stage or television just doesn’t put the cream in his twinkie anymore. After making millions he is ready to call it quits.

“I’m sick of this s—. I’m tired. I just want to retire.”

Having a website created to timestamp his death doesn’t seem to bother him. Artielangedeathwatch.com is purely for press, but boasts “Save Artie” shirts and stickers. Even at the blatant dig at his weight, drinking and drug use he lives with merely one regret. After dating a New Jersey teacher he couldn’t let go of his heroin addiction.

Thank God Adrianne gets naked. It would be one depressing rag without some boobies to cheer you up. Click “Continued” to see her spread from her previous venture at Playboy along with some fresh photos. Obviously it is NSFW.

Source: Comic Artie Lange Bares Soul [NY Daily News] and [Hollyscoop]

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