Jessica Simpson, Victim of Her Father’s Greed
Joe Simpson, the man responsible for Jessica and Ashlee, is seeing his Hollywood mogul dreams crumble as his production company, Papa Joe Productions, hemorrhages money to create very bad films.
Papa Joe Productions is currently unable to finance a real photo shoot for its newest feature, Major Movie Star, so an image of the film’s lead, Jessica Simpson, was borrowed from an old GQ magazine cover.
I especially like how they went ahead and added a few inches to her breast size while they were at it!
To top it off, insiders are saying Major – like Jessica’s other recent movie, Blonde Ambition – is headed straight to DVD.
The boobies keep getting closer.
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