Sexy New Year’s Party Chicks: Part I – Ninja Dude

John Mayer Dances for the Paparazzi – Dlisted

This Weeks Gossip Rag Covers – Celebrity Smack

Sam Heuston Christmas Joy – Fatback and Collards

American Idol 7 Schedule – Seriously? OMG! WTF?

Ashley Tisdale is Obnoxious – [nsfw] Drunken Stepfather

Quentin Tarantino wants Linday Lohan – Popoholic

Lily Allen is Pregnant and Smoking – Pink is the New Blog

When Did Sharon Stone Get So Ugly? – A Socialites Life

Jordan ‘Katie Price’ Lands in the Hospital – Hollywood Rag

Paris Hilton Thinks ‘Smurfs’ are Real – Celeb News Wire

Jessica Simpson Face Mask to Wear at Cowboys Next Game – Bumpshack

Hilary Swank Likes Pussy – Popbytes

Gisele Bundchen Does Spanish Harper’s Bazaar – The Bastardly

Kevin Federline Needs a Date for New Years – Pop On The Pop

Katherine Heigl’s Wedding Prep – Splash News Online

Mr. Bean Involved in a ‘Hit and Run’ – X17 Online

Anita Dark is a Breaking Beauty – Breaking News USA

Jessica Alba Won’t be Wearing a Wedding Gown Pregnant – INO

Michael Jackson‘s Lips Exploded – Defamer

‘Thriller‘ Celebrates New Release – First Listen – Allie is Wired