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Shocker!! Jessica Simpson’s ‘Blonde Ambition’ Released to Theaters

Shocker!!  Jessica Simpson’s Blonde Ambition Released to Theaters - PIC

Hold your horses!

Miss Simpson’s movie will only be released in movie theaters in the state of Texas. I can hear your sigh of disappointment from here,… truly I can.

People Magazine reports,

quote2.jpg“It is being released in this crowded marketplace in eight theaters in Texas The reason we chose Texas is the two stars are from Texas: Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson.

As an independent studio, we, as a rule, don’t have major wide releases. It’s a very common release practice for independent studios.”

It’s being released in EIGHT movie theaters. That’s actually worse than going straight to DVD.

I had to post this story for the LOL factor alone. It was just the other day that I posted a story on how Jessica Simpson was now willing to show her boobs in order to be taken seriously as an actress.

Here we come fellas!!

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I read on surveys that some Texans dont want that movie to be showing in their place. Why not give Jessica the chance even for the last time.

Posted by MySpace Text | December 15, 2007 | 03:16 am | Permalink
 

i heard it was going straight to DVD? she needs to quit trying to be a lead. she’s out of the young target market now.

Posted by Speedmonkey | December 15, 2007 | 11:49 pm | Permalink
 

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