Shocker!! Jessica Simpson’s ‘Blonde Ambition’ Released to Theaters

Hold your horses!
Miss Simpson’s movie will only be released in movie theaters in the state of Texas. I can hear your sigh of disappointment from here,… truly I can.
People Magazine reports,
“It is being released in this crowded marketplace in eight theaters in Texas The reason we chose Texas is the two stars are from Texas: Jessica Simpson and Luke Wilson.
As an independent studio, we, as a rule, don’t have major wide releases. It’s a very common release practice for independent studios.”
It’s being released in EIGHT movie theaters. That’s actually worse than going straight to DVD.
I had to post this story for the LOL factor alone. It was just the other day that I posted a story on how Jessica Simpson was now willing to show her boobs in order to be taken seriously as an actress.
Here we come fellas!!
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i heard it was going straight to DVD? she needs to quit trying to be a lead. she’s out of the young target market now.
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I read on surveys that some Texans dont want that movie to be showing in their place. Why not give Jessica the chance even for the last time.