Victoria Beckham Robbed and Offended by Turkey

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Wednesday, December 26, 2007

While Posh was lighting up the stage with some zig-a-zig-ah and frolicking around with her new boobies, her dressing room was being ransacked.

The Spice Girls made their Germany stop on their newly reunited tour when Victoria’s very soul was viciously ripped from her boney fingers. The Britain’s Sunday Mirror reported the devastation.

“All the other girls’ dressing rooms were untouched, but somebody had clearly been rifling through Victoria’s possessions.

She was very upset. Fashion means everything to her.”

Shoes worth nearly $12,000 were taken along with a satin robe that featured the embroidery, “Mrs. Beckham.” The robe was from Posh’s BFF Roberto Cavalli. To add to her Chistmas time woes, a celebrity skin enthusiast sent her a turkey stuffed with skincare products. Dr. Neetu Nirdosh will most likely be lynched by the gay mafia for this one. Victoria is a vegetarian and refuses to wear fur.

Poor Vicky. Life is so hard. Grieving over the loss of gold lame skinny pants is hard enough without someone peddling wrinkle cream that has been encased in ass of a dead turkey.

Source: Target: Posh [Page Six]

Victoria Beckham Robbed and Offended by Turkey

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