David Beckham’s He-Man Condom Offends His Fans

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, January 28, 2008

Advertisers are indeed clever. How could using the machismo of David Beckham possibly not benefit your campaign for pushing contraceptives? Apparently Beckham’s wang has a prowess beyond the borders of his boudoir.

A Chinese firm that entitled their condom “The Beckham,” promised to help men “score in bed like the L.A. Galaxy star does on the pitch.” Kinda like if you wear Air Jordans you will magically turn into a 7 foot black man and be able to dunk a basketball easier than your morning doughnut. Fans however aren’t happy with the idea. While it is the best selling condom in China, fans are trying to get the brand banned.

“We do not want Beckham to think the Chinese people are disrespecting him. We love him here.” A spokesman for Beckham says, “It’s not an official brand.”

The power of his penis still amazes me. What further intrigues me is the fact that his appeal rarely has anything to do with sex. If the Chinese are looking for a catchy contraceptive ad I suggest taking note from the one below.

Snoop was rumored to be hooked onto the gravitational pull of his crotch as well. A David Beckham/Snoop musical collabo was eminent after David appeared on Snoop’s reality show “Father Hood.” But alas… a rep for the football king says that there is no truth to the rumor.

Source: Beckham’s Name Used By Condom Company[PR-Inside]