Big Brother Orgy

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, February 25, 2008

God Bless America. The U.S. version of the reality show got down and dirty with a slut parade. The Big Brother women started the night with a strip tease that was X-rated and involved the blurring out of body parts. Then the whipped cream came out. After microwaving a tub of Cool Whip, Natalie got on the floor to roll around while some tool played the bongos with spoons and a cucumber.

Along with lap dances and skinny dipping….a hot tub orgy followed. The girls were kissing the other girls and the Cheri Oteri doppelganger did some sort of weird naked yoga. I have never watched the show, but I am pretty sure that all the men are homosexuals.

The spit-swapping commenced almost immediately. Everybody was kissing everybody. Natalie kissing Matt and then Alex and then James and even Adam. Natalie kissing Chelsia. Chelsia kissing Alex and then Matt and then James and then Josh. Natalie and Chelsia kissing Josh together. Sharon kissing Matt and then Alex. Speaking of Sharon, her and Alex are sure to get it on eventually in the house. You could feel the fireworks through the screen during each one of their make out sessions.