Lindsay Lohan and Her Dad Pimp a Book

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood  | Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Since there is no chance that Michael Lohan will be able to nail himself a old bag to marry and later ride the alimony pony, he is leaching onto to the underbelly of the Lindsay machine. While Lilo herself is supposedly sitting at a laptop somewhere writing her memoirs…so is her father.

While “getting clean” in the clink he came up with the book idea to finance future coke deals. After being hooked up with a literary agent the original idea was a self help book on cleaning up and “finding God.” (Who keeps hiding God anyway?)

The agent told him to forget it. People are only interested in the torrid details of Lindsay playing with My Little Ponies and crack pipes as a child and her rise to lesbian tendencies. Agreeing to shell out the details, Michael and a ghost writer are currently concocting a book rumored to have the working title, “How it All Went Down.”

I am sure with gems from the UK Glamour Mag featured below Lindsay’s book will be more explanatory on how she became the Lilo we all know and love to rag on.

“There are friends that have been hard to hang out with because they’ve gone done a different path. But it’s hard because I’m the kind of person who wants to trust everyone.”

“I’m fine being alone during the day, but I hate being alone at night. I like having friends around me, but now I’d much rather be at home. That’s not to say I’ll never go to a club again because I’d be lying.”

At least she is a somewhat honest drunken party-bag.

Source: Lohan Dad Jumps Onto Book Pile [NY Post]

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Tags | Celebrities on Drugs, Celebrity Crime, Gossip Gossip, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan

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