Natalie Portman Has a Moby Fetish

We all have our vices. Some people have a foot fetish and others liked to be spanked with old shoes. Natalie Portman likes her some rich nerds with synthesizers who donâ€˜t eat meat. Portman and Moby dated briefly and I missed that boat. The nerd community knew about it and oddly enough they gave him grief for bedding Natalie.

“I guess in some people’s eyes, [nerds] might be mildly sexy – and, as a nerd, I’m certainly happy to enjoy some of the effects of that. But as far as the very brief affair that I had with Natalie, it’s made me a target of a lot of nerd wrath. You don’t date Luke Skywalker’s mom and not have them hate your guts.”

What exactly is nerd wrath? Are you ostracized from the secret pocket protector society or kicked out of the weekend mahjong tournament?

Source: Nerd Target [Page Six]

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