Julia Roberts is Queen of the Hollywood Hookers
Remember the days when Julia Roberts a happy-go-lucky hooker with a heart of gold? Yes, Pretty Woman. Those were the good days. Then she landed a few woman with a heart of gold movies and went all A-list snob on us.
Regardless of her current smug status she made turning tricks look like a Cinderella story. Nothing better than some hot chocolate and your favorite whore turned princess with amazing hair to take the sting out of your Sunday. Julia landed number one in a poll of Hollywood’s favorite hookers.
Jennifer Jason Leigh’s performance in Last Exit to Brooklyn followed in the silver position. Her cotton candy hair probably did her in. That and her whore name is Tralala.
Birthday present to Christian Slater in True Romance, Patricia Arquette, took third place. Equally bad hooker name…Alabama. Dermot Mulroney should have taken first place for having to share the screen with Debra Messing. He ended up in fourth place for The Wedding Date. Now in L.A. Confidential, Kim Basinger pulls a Veronica Lake and that alone earned her a fifth place in the poll and an Oscar.
Hooker Oscars are a dime a dozen these days. I think I have a couple being used as paper weights and paper towel holders.
Source: Tricks of the Trade: 25 Hollywood Hookers [EW]
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