Paris Hilton’s Faux Shaman
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Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Tuesday, March 4, 2008 |
As if Paris Hilton couldn’t up her own stupid factor any further, she allegedly put the life in the hands of a guru. His real name is Maxie Santillan. On Saturday she strutted him around pretending he was a Shaman. He blessed her in what I am guessing was an attempt to exorcise the crabs.
While he looks like he just came down from the moutnain yesterday, he is said to have starred in tv and films. Surprise, surprise he was in the Pirates of the Caribbean as dirty pirate man number 4.…or something like that. He was supposedly her spiritual guide on the path of whoredom, but he has now be exposed. Mr. Miyagi he ain’t.
This is just me, but I wouldn’t trust my cat to a guy named after a pad.
Source: Paris Guru Exposed [TMZ]
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Apparently it is for a new “Punk’d”-like tv show, produced by Ashton Kutcher. I think it is supposed to snow the tabloids into reporting on fake stories. And it worked!!
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Oh please, everyone knew this was just a publicity stunt — and a stupid one at that.