Shia LaBeouf’s Father is Moses

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood

While Shia Labeouf is out getting his bad boy image into gear by smoking outside of gift shops and loitering in a Walgreens, his father is climbing some mountain to add a few commandments to a stone tablet. He would be a total badass….if we were all trapped in a Disney film.

I know it is totally wrong and cruel to poke fun at someone’s parents. I probably have bought myself a ticket to sulfur lake below, but I am sure I was on my way there anyway.

What Others Had to Say:

• Mollygood- “We appreciate the effort, Shia, but you will never be Britney or Lindsay. It was a great attempt at entertaining us, though. Really. Now go back to Walgreens.”

Source: Shia, Thank You for Smoking [Meridian Star]

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