Christina Aguilera’s Mommy Boobs Fading

Cara Harrington @ Gone Hollywood | Thursday, April 10, 2008

At this new much of the world’s population weeps. After giving birth to son Max, Christina Aguilera proudly sported her mommy knockers. Even Ellen was enamored with Christina’s boobs.

Alas, all good things must come to an end. The new mother has been making every effort to shed the baby weight. She has hit the boxing ring and the swimming pool in effort to regain her former physical stature. Even her baby-daddy joined her in the pool. Neighbors have been bitching about his skinny dipping adventures and noise.

“They don’t just splash around – they laugh, scream, swear and make sexy noises. We’re happy that they’re happy, but we wish they would keep it down a bit. There are a lot of old people who live around here, and they don’t like noise after the dinner hour.”