Ellen Page Has Hairy Armpits

Allie @ Gone Hollywood | Monday, April 7, 2008

Is Ellen Page a lesbian?

Personally, I don’t think it has anything to do with anything, but I have it on good authority that it’s a poorly kept secret in her home town of Halifax, Nova Scotia, that she’s not into dudes.

I also happened to notice that in this scene from The Tracey Fragments, in which Ellen Page is topless, and flashing her ass, her armpits are totally unshaven. Now, this could just mean that Ellen Page has different views on hygiene, but when you’re a big-time Hollywood star, not shaving your armpits is a pretty big statement.

Hmmm. Does not shaving your pits make you a lesbian?

The Tracey Fragments is the story about 15-year-old Tracey Berkowitz, a naked girl under a shower curtain at the back of a bus, looking for her little brother Sonny, who thinks he’s a dog.

Maybe she’s part canine herself?

source: Ellen Page Goes Topless, Flashes Ass, Doesn’t Shave [egotastic]